Happy Father’s Day to my favorite fireworks-watching partner and all the dads!
Guys, I’m worried I might have been the original hipster.
When my heart starts pounding after one too many 5 hour energies
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whatshouldbetchescallme
This was me this morning. It’s supposed to give you the shakes, right?
The Frenemy.: A Reminder
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Wearing a bathing suit should not be scary. You would not rather eat cat food than find a bathing suit. You have a stretch mark or two or three but nobody gets arrested for that shit. That shit is okay. I like your thighs. Take care of your feet. You do not have to transform into Lana Del Ray…
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On Surfer Blood’s second album, the beachy pop-rock band balances its fussy, studio-bound side with rich full-band chemistry and songs whose hooks pop into your thoughts days later. Pythons is more streamlined and straight-ahead than 2010’s Astro Coast, but it’s still catchy as anything.
Get after it.
Adios #343! You taught me to always listen for roosters before signing a lease. cc: @bevmorae (at Banana Yams Waffle House)
When someone asks me to make their drink for them
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This is me. Sorry I’m not sorry, everyone I’ve ever made a drink for.
hulu
So that happened. #okcupid
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tyleroakley
MUST WATCH: “If Heterophobia Was Real”
