bienvenidos, wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome

pretending to be an adult
Hey Seattle, you’re pretty great. #nofilter #mariners (at Safeco Field)

Hey Seattle, you’re pretty great. #nofilter #mariners (at Safeco Field)

reblogged from tyleroakley

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context
that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

rosefire:

gaywitch-practisingabortion:

situationalstudent:

purplespacecats:

professorbutterscotch:

kiskolee:

THIS.

I have never thought about it in this context

that’s actually really, really creepy.

I… fuck.

Yeah, basically.

I once pointed this out to my mother and she just stared at me, in stunned silence for ages. 

There will always be a girl who is less sober, less secure, with less friends walking in a darker part of town. I want her safe just as much as I want me safe.

(Source: bigfatphallusy)

reblogged from wilwheaton

salon:

Tennessee could be the Internet’s last hope.

reblogged from wilwheaton

choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

reblogged from meghantonjes

meghantonjes:

I’m not even mad at this dude. I’m sad for him. Dudes who want to hit and when rejected try to throw out that the only thing a big girl is used for is to fuck.
For me this was a perfect reminder to ALWAYS follow your gut. I knew what was up and he didn’t like that. And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are.
Being a big girl I’m not your meal ticket to secret hookups. I’m not grateful for your gaze and your sexual interest in me isn’t a blessing. I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it. ✌️


THIS: “And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are. … I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it.”

meghantonjes:

I’m not even mad at this dude. I’m sad for him. Dudes who want to hit and when rejected try to throw out that the only thing a big girl is used for is to fuck.

For me this was a perfect reminder to ALWAYS follow your gut. I knew what was up and he didn’t like that. And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are.

Being a big girl I’m not your meal ticket to secret hookups. I’m not grateful for your gaze and your sexual interest in me isn’t a blessing. I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it. ✌️

THIS: And, in moments where someone tries to tell you what you’re good for, remind them who you are. … I’m fucking great. It’s okay that you don’t think it. I know it.”

reblogged from ladiesagainsthumanity

ladiesagainsthumanity:

I didn’t read this article and have no particular opinions about yoga, but I *really* appreciated this quote:
“Exercise is boring. It can make you feel great or it can give you shin splints. But it never makes you interesting.”

ladiesagainsthumanity:

I didn’t read this article and have no particular opinions about yoga, but I *really* appreciated this quote:

Exercise is boring. It can make you feel great or it can give you shin splints. But it never makes you interesting.”

reblogged from gracehelbig

gracehelbig:

HUMBLE

If you’re not watching #HeyUSA, you should be.

(Source: caskett)

#tbt to the time when I was 15, in London and bought these socks because I’m a soothsayer.

#tbt to the time when I was 15, in London and bought these socks because I’m a soothsayer.

reblogged from mydrunkkitchen

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

It took four hours to get there but it was worth it for a ball game with Dad & the obligatory fireworks video. (at Raley Field…Sacramento RiverCats)